• Game of Thrones Season 7 Drinking Game

Game of Thrones Season 7 Drinking Game

Summary

Winter is here! Get your alcohol, get your f*ckin' chickens, get hype for the Cleganebowl, get ready for brief Nudity and adult content, Game of Thrones is back

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Sh*t's getting real in Westeros, large scale war is ramping up and and the Army of the Dead is marching towards the wall. The long night will be upon them before they know it, and the iron throne is up for grabs. Mankind are out for blood, and an apocolyptic war is about to break out with the Undead. What more could we as for?

Your watch hasn't ended until each episode ends and you're seeing double (If Beric looks like he has two eyes again, you win).

House Stark

Here are the rules for House Starka - Drink when:

  • You hear "Winter is here", "Winter is coming", "The long night"
  • The Starks reunite
  • Any mention or sighting of a Direwolf

Jon Snow

  • Anyone calls him "King of the North".
  • He says "White Walkers" or "Knight King"
  • He shares a scene with Ghost.
  • He gets loud with Sansa

Sansa

  • She threatents Littlefinger
  • She references one of her past husbands (Ramsay, Tyrion)

Bran

  • He Wargs into something
  • He reaches Castle Black (Osha must have the most jacked leg muscles in Westeros by now)
  • He time travels

Arya

  • She slays someone with Needle
  • She uses her Faceless powers to disguise herself
  • If she reunited with the Hound

House Lannister

At this point we're down to Cersei and Jamie - house Lannister is looking rough

Drink:

  • Cersei threatens to kill someone
  • Someone makes a joke at Jamie's expense (drink 2x if it's related to his hand, 3x if it's incest related)
  • Anyone says "A Lannister always pays their debts."
  • The zombie Mountain slays someone
  • Cersei aludes to the witch's prophesy.
  • Jamie and Cersei are at odds on something

House Targaryen

Drink:

  • A dragon makes an appearance - per scene (2x if someone is riding it)
  • Dany forms an alliance
  • If Greyworm and Msandi get it on
  • Tyrion alludes to wanting to be drunk
  • Varys helps Dany scheme to rule Westeros
  • Someone says "Mother of Dragons"

House Arryn

Drink:

  • Jon jr makes an appearance
  • Littlefinger is threatened by someone (2x if he is assaulted)
  • Littlefinger hits on Sansa
  • Littlefinger says "I suppose..."

House Tyrell

Drink any time the Queen of Thorns is onscreen & take a shot if she ever gets her revenge on Cersei.

House Greyjoy

Drink:

  • Yara puts a lesser man in his place
  • Euron goes ham, acts a fool, insults someone, or basically does anything that makes him the reckless man that he is
  • If Euron finds a way to fight back against dragons and actually takes one out, finish your drink

Finish Your Drink:

  • Dany takes her first steps on Westeros soil
  • Valerian Steel or Dragonglass is used to kill a White Walker
  • When White Walkers reach the wall
  • A major character dies (you have to SEE the death)
  • A huge fight begins
  • If Jorah is cleared of Greyscale
  • If Arya and Jon reunite
  • If Nymeria, Arya's Direwolf ever returns
  • If Gendry ever returns to some sort of relevance
  • Lady Mormont pulls a Yara and acts more manly than other men

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