• Ted Drinking Game

Ted Drinking Game

Summary

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Rules

Ted might appear at first to be a childrens movie, until you hear the Teddy Bear talk and immediately realize that the next hour and a half is going to be full of adult humor. Adult humor you say? perfect! Lets enjoy some adult beverages and play the Ted drinking game.

Drink every time:

  • Someone consumes alcohol or does drugs (Teddy Bears included)
  • You see Flash Gordon
  • You hear an old theme song
  • Someone says "Friend"
  • Your hear "Thunder Buddies!"

Drink 2x when:

  • You hear or see actor Tom Skerritt
  • Dialog turns to being slightly racist or homophobic
  • Ted gets fired
  • A miracle occurs and Ted is ressurected from the dead

Take a shot when:

  • There's a montage

Waterfall when:

  • Ted does the "Dirty Fozzie"

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a sober ride? Save $5.00 by riding w/ Lyft! If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!

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