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The NFL is a savage league that brings warriors from 32 different teams together to do battle on the gridiron every Sunday, while we get drunkenly spectate from the comfort of our couches. The violence we see on screen inspires the inner beast, the connection we still maintain in our DNA to our hunter gatherer ancestors, to flare up and make us feel more alive, which we tend to then channel towards consuming alcohol (because our asses will almost assuredly be glued to the couch for upwards of 10 hours on any given NFL Sunday).
You can earn the same kind of eternal glory that Gladiators fought for hundreds of years ago on a football field today, if you're fortunate enough to grace it with your presence as a player. For the rest of us, we optimistically watch and gamble on the outcomes of the games, hoping that our underdog team will somehow dethrone Tom Brady and the Patriots, only to be blown out by 17 points.
Regardless of if you have a dog in the fight or not, the NFL games are a treat to watch, as there are so few in a season. We can't let a single one go to waste, so it's our civic duty to fire up a drinking game for each one. Whether it's two undefeated teams going head to head in battle, or The 0-15 Browns about to wrap up a winless season vs the 3-12 Jacksonville Jaguars (Go Jags!), we bring out the 24 pack, crack the first beer, and get started on reading the drinking game rules. Also check out this online sportsbook where you can place live bets on football.
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