• Archer Drinking Game

Archer Drinking Game


At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.




The essentials: Understanding that ISIS doesn't meant what you think it does (International Secret Intelligence Service) and that its top agent Sterling Archer a God amongst men.

Drink x1 if:

  • Archer jokes about or references his favorite turtleneck shirt
  • Cheryl can't comprehend something obvious
  • Woodhouse the butler makes an appearance
  • Lana's huge tits seem to jiggle (warning: prepare to be drunk)
  • Lana's abnormally large hands are made fun of
  • Archer drinks
  • A gun is fired
  • A non-bleeped "curse word" is heard
  • Ms. Archer's Horrible Parenting is mentioned
  • Archer is called Sterling

Drink x2 when:

  • Cheryl or Cyril hook up with someone (male or female)
  • Someone says Archer's full name (Sterling Malory Archer)
  • Krieger's experiment goes wrong
  • Archer says "literally"
  • Archer scolds Woodhouse
  • Cheryl spaces out
  • Someone has sex
  • Something explodes

Drink x3 when:

  • Archer hits a co-worker
  • Archer doesn't understand
  • Lana loses an article of clothing
  • Pam gets high or drunk
  • Someone gets fired

Take a shot if:

  • Archer gets seriously hurt (or appears to)
  • Archer says "Danger Zone"

Finish your drink:

  • If you hear Archer's voicemail

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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