• Absolutely Fabulous Drinking Game

Absolutely Fabulous Drinking Game

Summary

Edina Monsoon and her best friend Patsy drive Eddie's sensible daughter, Saffron, up the wall with their constant drug abuse and outrageous selfishness. Numerous in-jokes and heavy doses of cruel humour have made this series a cult hit in the UK and abroad.

Equipment

Setup

Rules

The essentials: A high drug tolerance and enough self restraint to resist doing them as often as they do on them.

Drink x1 if:

  • Either Pasty or Edina say "Fabulous"
  • Patsy hands Eddie a drink/smoke/toke/sniff
  • Patsy or Edina take a drink/smoke/toke/sniff
  • Edina calls Saffron "Sweetie Darling"
  • Patsy talks (manipulates) Edina into shirking responsibility to shop/drink/etc/
  • Patsy and/or Edina blow off a responsibility to go shopping/lunching
  • Pasty talks about her man-de-jour
  • Patsy calls Saffron "bitch daughter"
  • Patsy or Edina drink directly from the bottle

Drink x2 if:

  • Patsy or Edina take a toke/sniff (or implied, eg: Pasty's Frosty-the-Nostril, or any bathroom scene)
  • Laugh track re: Edina's outfit
  • Saffron loses her temper and/or yells at Edina
  • Bubble shows her ignorance of even the most basic things
  • Edina insults her mother
  • Anyone's dream sequence or flashback
  • Patsy justifies Edina's outfit ("It's Fabulous" counts for 2+1)
  • Patsy is seen with a man-de-jour
  • Edina acts blatantly self-involved ("Me! Me! Me!")
  • Edina shows off a new trendy toy (VR helmet, iso tank, etc.)
  • Saffron tries to be nice to Edina
  • Saffron's "Saff" mug is shown

Drink x3 if:

  • Patsy refers to any of Edina's "bastard ex-husband"
  • Patsy or Edina actually goes to work
  • Saffron's school friends are present
  • Saffron is seen at school
  • Ednia waxed introspective (or her version thereof)
  • Edina insults an ex-husband's new partner
  • Saffron loses her temper at Edina
  • Edina is seen at Saffron's school

Take a shot or chug if:

  • Saffron does or implies that she has been drinking and/or "shagging"
  • Patsy is nice to Saffron
  • Edina does something redeeming (e.g. punching Saff's psychology lecturer; the speech at the PRPRP's ADOTM)
  • Edina gets mad at Patsy
  • Patsy gets mad at Edina
  • Patsy eats

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!

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