• 7th Heaven Drinking Game

7th Heaven Drinking Game


This weekly television series follows the Camden family as the minister father and stay-at-home mother deal with the drama of having seven children, ranging from toddlers to adults with families of their own. The friends, neighbors, and love interests of the various members of the family weigh heavily on the plot of the series, which seeks to address a real-life issue with each episode.




The essentials: A high tolerance for dealing with adolescent kids and a scantily clad Jessica Beil poster

Drink x1 if:

  • Dramatic music is queued in the background
  • Matt rescues one of his siblings from committing a sin
  • The parents struggle to figure out what the kids are doing
  • Mary is seen in a towel
  • Mom looks like she's about to cry and/or throw up
  • A phone conversation ends abruptly without a "Goodbye"
  • Reverend Camden prepares a sermon
  • The kids lie to their parents
  • Anyone mentions the Promenade
  • Ruthie makes a bad one-liner
  • Someone meddles in someone else's business
  • The family lets a guest stay in their house
  • Simon acts like a pussy
  • The twin babies don't appear for an entire episode
  • People spy on each other
  • The dad tells the kids they're in trouble
  • Mary is holds a basketball
  • Lucy is puts on make-up
  • Ruthie is told to brush her teeth
  • Someone is said to be too young/li>
  • Lucy obsesses over boys
  • Something is "the right thing to do."
  • Dad interrogates one of the kids or their significant others
  • Mom is clueless as to what's going on
  • Someone mentions going to the diner
  • Any time the pool hall is mentioned

Drink x2 if:

  • A black or asian person is seen in the episode
  • The family dog appears onscreen
  • Any one talks about sex
  • Mary whines about anything
  • Mary and Lucy fight (vocally or physically)
  • Rev. Camden appears in full reverend clothes
  • The entire family does something outside together

Take a shot if:

  • Whenever a kid smokes a cigarette
  • The dog communicates by barking

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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