• Ted Drinking Game

Ted Drinking Game


John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.




Ted might appear at first to be a childrens movie, until you hear the Teddy Bear talk and immediately realize that the next hour and a half is going to be full of adult humor. Adult humor you say? perfect! Lets enjoy some adult beverages and play the Ted drinking game.

Drink every time:

  • Someone consumes alcohol or does drugs (Teddy Bears included)
  • You see Flash Gordon
  • You hear an old theme song
  • Someone says "Friend"
  • Your hear "Thunder Buddies!"

Drink 2x when:

  • You hear or see actor Tom Skerritt
  • Dialog turns to being slightly racist or homophobic
  • Ted gets fired
  • A miracle occurs and Ted is ressurected from the dead

Take a shot when:

  • There's a montage

Waterfall when:

  • Ted does the "Dirty Fozzie"

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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