• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Drinking Game

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Drinking Game


With their warning about Lord Voldemort's return scoffed at, Harry and Dumbledore are targeted by the Wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at Hogwarts.




The 5th instalment of the Harry Potter movies introduces possibly the only character more hated than Draco Malfoy: Dolores Umbridge. You could drink every time she acts like a complete bitch, but you'll likely end up blackout drunk before the film's completion.

Drink every time:

  • Someone says "The Order of the Phoenix"
  • Someone says "Dumbledore"
  • Dolores Umbridge says "Mr. Potter"
  • A defensive spell is cast (such as "Expeliarmus" or "Stupify") - Drink 3x if it's cast by Neville Longbottom & it fails
  • When a prophecy shatters (hint: you may need to waterfall your drink!)

Drink 2x when:

  • Magic is used in the Muggle World
  • Someone says "Patronus" or "Patronum"
  • Voldemort speaks

Take a shot when:

  • You hear "Defense against the Dark Arts"

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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