• Sloppy Hockey Drinking Game
  • By Villan on 3/29/2016
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Sloppy Hockey Drinking Game

  • Players: 2 - 2
  • Type: Competitive
  • Drink: Any
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Sloppy Hockey is a card drinking game with a Hockey theme where luck of the draw determines who wins each period and ultimately the game.



Remove Aces, two, and sevens from deck. The dealer then places their opponents first card down and then his own (these are your goaltenders). Then the dealer places his opponents card and his own, and again (these two cards each are your defensemen). Then the dealer deals the last three cards each and these are your forwards. Place the aces, twos, and sevens back in the remaining deck.


There are three periods in hockey and there are three rounds in sloppy hockey. The dealer deals new cards after each period, and periods end when you make it through all the cards, with the end goal being to draw higher cards than your opponents' team.

Drawing Cards: You must draw higher than each group (forwards, then defense, then goalie) to keep moving on. If you draw higher than the goalie you score a goal, meaning you draw a card, if you beat a forward, draw another card, but if you fail to draw higher than the forwards you "lose the puck" and your opponent takes his turn drawing cards.

Card Rules:

  • Seven: "Poke check" and you lose your turn
  • Two: Penalty and your opponent gets to choose which card "sits out in the penalty box" (every card, but the goalie can be removed). After your turn, the penalized player returns.

Drinks can be had after a goal is scored on you or you lose "possession of the puck". Depending on how drunk you are (or how quickly you'd like to be drunk), you can choose to double drinks for goals and penalties. At the end of the three rounds the player with the most points is the winner of the Good 'Ol Sloppy Hockey Game.

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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