• New England Patriots Drinking Game

New England Patriots Drinking Game

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  • Type: Social
  • Drink: Beer
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  • Genre: Football
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The New England Patriots drinking game is more for the fanbase whose team gets destroyed by Brady, Belichick & company each week than it is for Pats fans

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Grab the remote, fire up the TV and the cable box, tune in to the Football game, and keep your alcohol within an arm's reach.


New England Patriots should play a primetime game every week because they'll always be one of the top teams in the NFL if Bill Belichick is coaching them. Their privileged fan base hits the bottle in disappointment about as often as they hit the bottle to celebrate a Super Bowl victory. If anything, the Patriots drinking game should be used by the team on the opposite side of the ball, to lessen the pain of being blown out by Brady & friends for the hundredth time.

  • Bill Belichick is seen looking angry
  • Bill Belichick smiles - finish your drink
  • Tom Brady is referred to as "The greatest living American" - take a shot
  • Tom Brady throws a touchdown - drink 2x per TD pass in that game
  • Julian Edelman catches a pass within 10 yards of the line of scrimmage
  • LeGarrette Blount hurdles someone
  • single-handedly obliterates the Indianapolis Colts
  • Dion Lewis makes someone miss
  • Gronk scores a touchdown (drink 2x if he does a ridiculous celebration)
  • Chris Long or Jabaal Sheard get a sack
  • Malcolm Butler gets an interception
  • Stephen Gostowski hits a field goal - drink 1x per 10 yards
  • Ryan Allen's punt is muffed (Belichick loves those left footed punters)

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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