• Miami Dolphins Drinking Game

Miami Dolphins Drinking Game

  • Players: 2+
  • Type: Social
  • Drink: Beer
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  • Year: -Today
  • Genre: Football
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The Miami Dolphins drinking game is a cornerstone for the fan base, as the team habitually underperforms and competes for last place in the AFC East

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Grab the remote, fire up the TV and the cable box, tune in to the Football game, and keep your alcohol within an arm's reach.


The Miami Dolphins are a joke of a team, and will continue to be for a long time. A season where they avoid last place in their division is considered a success to their owners, that include the likes of Gloria Estefan and Pitbull. With an overpaid defense and underachieving offense, we can confidently predict mediocrity at best for the franchise... so if you're forced to watch them play, break out a 30 rack of beer and prepare to make your liver work overtime!

  • Someone mentions Ryan Tannehill playing wide receiver in college
  • Ryan Tannehill throws an interception (drink 2x per previously thrown interception if it's not his first of the game)
  • Drink 1x per Jarvis Landry reception (1x firs the first, 2x for the second, etc)
  • Jordan Cameron gets a concussion - take a shot
  • Laremy Tunsil's gas mask is mentioned
  • Arian Foster gets injured
  • Jay Ajayi is visibly upset on the sideline
  • Ndamukong Suh injures someone on the opposing team's offense
  • Kiko Alonso lights someone up
  • Reshad Jones gets an interception
  • * If Andrew Franks is no longer the Miami kicker, as I suspect will be the case soon, drink 2x

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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