• Mario Kart Wiisted Drinking Game

Mario Kart Wiisted Drinking Game

  • Players: 2 - 4
  • Type: Competitive
  • Drink: Beer
  • Consumption:
  • Year: -Today
  • Genre: Wii
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Mario Kart Wiisted combines alcohol with one of your favorite Wii racing games: Mario Kart! Drinks are assigned based on certain events & where you finish.



You need between 2-4 people willing to participate in each race. The players will be sat left to right as P1/P2/P3/P4 so that it's easier to tell who is on which screen. Each player needs 3 Solo cups filled with 1/3 beer each and a shot of liquor for each race. You need to select a track that has a lot of positions where players can fall off the edge. Obviously, the perfect map for this in most Mario Kart games is the infamous "Rainbow Road" which has at least 1 incarnation in every single game.


In the Mario Kart Wiisted drinking game the races will play out like any regular Mario Kart race, with the addition of the following drinking rules:

  • Every time a player falls off the edge during the race, they must drink a red cup.
  • After the player runs out of red cups (3 falls), any time the player falls afterwards, they must chug their beer until their wheels touch the track again.
  • If a player is hit with a non-drinking item, they are fine as long as they stay on the track.
    However, if the item causes them to fall off, then they have to drink for that fall.
  • If a drinking item does knock a player off the track, they only drink for the item (Item > Fall).

Drinking Items & Consequences

The following drinking item consequences will activate after a player loses all of their red cups:

  • If a player hits a banana peel, they must chug their beer while spinning around 2 times.
  • If a player is hit with ANY shell, they must chug their beer for 2 seconds.
  • If a player gets zapped by the lightning bolt, they must chug their beer until they un-shrink.
  • If a player is hit by somebody with the Star, they must take a shot.

Ending Rewards & Punishments

When the race is finally completed, the players will be rewarded based on the position they came in, with 4th place getting the worst outcome. The following are the "gifts" associated with each placement from 4th to 1st place:

  • 4th Place: You finish your beer and take a shot.
  • 3rd Place: You finish your beer.
  • 2nd Place: Player does not drink.
  • 1st Place: Player does not drink, AND gets to choose any of the other players to take another shot.

Optional Rules

You might want to change the in-game rules to spice things up a bit, but they're completely optional. Here's a list of things you can change in most of the Mario Kart games:

  • Increase/Decrease Lap Count
  • Increase/Decrease Engine Class
  • Mirror Mode
  • Increase/Decrease Item Appearances
  • Add CPU Players/CPU Difficulty
  • Team Racing

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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