• Houston Texans Drinking Game

Houston Texans Drinking Game

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  • Type: Social
  • Drink: Beer
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  • Year: -Today
  • Genre: Football
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The Houston Texans drinking game helps fans get over the fact that their team is consistently in the bottom half of the worst division in the NFL

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Grab the remote, fire up the TV and the cable box, tune in to the Football game, and keep your alcohol within an arm's reach.


The Houston Texans fan base is probably larger than it's ever been (a fat joke would be so easy here) coming off of HBO's 11th season. While their players are easy to love, their team is in complete turmoil until they get a competent quarterback. Until then, our Texans drinking game will be here for you!

  • A mid-game quarterback change takes place
  • Anyone mentions Hard Knocks
  • Hoyer misses his target (take a shot if it's picked off)
  • Mallett throws a ball into the dirt
  • Arian Foster glides past a defender making them look dumb
  • Any running back not named Arian Foster sees the field
  • DeAndre Hopkins ("Nuk") helps his bad QB look good by making a ridiculous catch
  • Jaelen Strong's inability to learn the playbook is mentioned
  • The Texans score in a gimmicky way
  • J.J. Watt creates a turnover - take a shot if it results in a touchdown
  • Jadeveon Clowney does anything resembling his infamous college play
  • Vince Wilfork's weight is brought up
  • Nick Novak makes a field goal (or whoever the kicker is, I have little faith in Novak)
  • Quintin Demps, Cecil Shorts, or Keith Mumphery score a kick return TD
  • Texans win - finish your drink!

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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