• Gargoyle Drinking Game

Gargoyle Drinking Game

  • Players: 1 - 1
  • Type: Solo
  • Drink: Beer
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The Gargoyle Drinking Game is more or less a personal way of showing others just how few fucks you really have to give. It's a one-man keg stand!



Tell everyone to back off from the keg. Stand on top of the keg, placing one hand on keg tap, and using the other to place the spout in your mouth and hold the on/off switch.


The Gargoyle is essentially the solo keg stand, where true male dominance is expressed. I once saw someone convince a girl to pump the keg for him with her mouth while he Gargoyled from it, and coincidentally he was the person that taught me how to Gargoyle in the first place.

Before you start the beer flow, make sure to give the keg a few good pumps so that you can use your free hand to count out how long you've been going for (extra ignorant!). As you go, use this free hand to continue pumping the keg. Lastly, Make sure that at all costs you go longer than 30 seconds, so that your attempt at showing off doesn't backfire!

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


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