• F*uck You Pyramid  Drinking Game
  • By Jason on 11/9/2014
  • Card

F*uck You Pyramid Drinking Game

  • Players: 2+
  • Type: Competitive
  • Drink: Beer
  • Consumption:
  • Year: -Today
  • Genre:
  • Actors:


F*ck You Pyramid is a card drinking game where players nominate each other to drink based on taking turns flipping cards from the pyramid over



Get everyone in a circle around a table and set up cards into a flat pyramid shape 5-4-3-2-1. Deal the rest of the cards to the players until everyone has equal amount of cards in their hand. Nominate someone to start the game by flipping the leftmost card in the bottom tier of the pyramid.


Once everyone has their alcohol and the cards are in pyramid formation, a designated leader will turn the first card over starting from the bottom corner and start to count down from 5. During these 5 seconds, A player has the same card as the card which has been turned over now has the opportunity to put the same card down (i.e. king on king) and nominate someone to drink by saying "fuck you James/Sarah/John etc.."). This now means at that moment "James/whoever" currently has 2 fingers to drink, but they do not drink yet. Once a card has been laid down the countdown will start again, and this repeats until all four of the same card is laid. Once the fourth card (i.e. all four queens/king's/2's etc are laid), the last person to be fucked will have to drink four fingers of their drink.

Repeat the aforementioned process until you've flipped every card in the pyramid.

If you count down and no more cards can be laid (i.e. if only two jacks have been laid and no one else has a jack; remember the rest of the jacks might be in the pyramid) the last person to be "fucked" drinks the amount of fingers there are cards. if the countdown ends after the pyramid card has been turned and nobody lays, everyone drinks one finger! This is a great game you can use to stitch up the birthday boy or girl with lots of nominations or just enjoy getting your mates "fucked!" Enjoy!

Alternate Rules

The bottom row of the pyramid is worth an allocation of one drink to another player. The next row up is worth two, the next row up worth three and so forth. Once a card has been flipped, players with the same card number in their hand will be able to play their card and allocate a drink to another player. Players don't have to play their card if they want to risk it and take their chances on another opportunity to play their card in a higher row and thereby allocate more drinks

The strategy of holding onto your cards is considered a risk because the player with the most cards will lose (after the final card has been flipped and drinks allocated). Now, this is the part that will get you "fucked up". It's also open to any punishment that the players agree on at the start of the game, e.g. Finish a full drink / beer bong / whatever. The punishment we play is another game itself - 'on the bus' or 'ride the bus'. So the player who finishes the pyramid game with the most cards has to ride the bus.

As always, please remember to drink responsibly! This alcohol drinking game is not meant to lead to you becoming sick due to over-consumption of alcohol. Need a ride? Download Uber or Lyft & get $5 off your first safe, sober ride. If you enjoyed it, please leave feedback in the comments & let us know how we can make it better!


comments powered by Disqus
Website by Hogue Web Solutions