The Fuck the Dealer drinking game is a classic card drinking game that is fun for both the dealer all other players, where guessing the cards correctly or incorrectly in a row results in drinks for either players or the dealer.
Sit around a table in circular fashion, and each player choose a face down card from the deck. Whoever picked the lowest card (Twos are low, Aces are high) begins as the first dealer. No cards need to be dealt before the game begins.
Before you start the Fuck the Dealer drinking game, the dealer asks the first player (typically whoever is to their left) to guess the card from the top of the deck's suit (Hearts / Diamonds / Spades / Clubs). Should they guess right, the dealer drinks (2) and the next player's turn begins, otherwise the guesser drinks (2).
If the first guess of the card's suit was incorrect, the same player must now guess what the value of the next card pulled will be. Should they guess correctly, their turn ends and the dealer drinks (3), otherwise the guesser drinks (4).
If the guesser didn't get the value of the card right in their second guess, they have one last chance to redeem themselves. They must now guess whether or not the next card off the top of the deck will be higher or lower than the last card drawn. If they guess correct, the dealer drinks (4), otherwise, the incorrect guesser drinks (5) and becomes the dealer!
You can add variable rules such as 2 players in a row must guess incorrectly all 3 times in order for dealer to change if you want, or you can remove any one of the three questions that you see fit. If the dealer doesn't change before all cards in the deck are used, a new dealer begins with the new deck.
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