• Dallas Cowboys Drinking Game

Dallas Cowboys Drinking Game

  • Players: 1+
  • Type: Social
  • Drink: Beer
  • Consumption:
  • Year: -Today
  • Genre: Football
  • Actors:

Summary

The Dallas Cowboys drinking game makes football fun for those who accept that it's Jerry's World and we're just living in it

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Equipment

Setup

Grab the remote, fire up the TV and the cable box, tune in to the Football game, and keep your alcohol within an arm's reach.

Rules

America's team has limped through the 2015 season, and you're probably here because a backup QB is getting another start. Alas, we're here for you while you (probably) drop another game back in the lowly NFC East.

  • Jerry Jones is shown on camera
  • Someone brings up that Greg Hardy is an asshole
  • Jason Witten runs hard (but slow) to get a short yardage catch
  • Dez Bryant scores (do a shot if it's a multi-TD performance)
  • Terrance Williams drops a pass
  • Christine Michael carries the ball
  • Darren McFadden gets injured (you know it's coming if he isn't already)
  • Sean Lee gets injured (See Darren McFadden)
  • Tony Romo gets injured but makes a "miraculous recovery" and returns to the game after a visit to the locker room
  • Brandon Carr gets burned in coverage
  • Dan Bailey makes a field goal (do a shot for 50+ yards)
  • Cole Beasley takes a kick return to the house
  • Cowboys win - finish your drink!

As always, please remember to drink responsibly while enjoying this alcohol drinking game, and please leave feedback in the comments if you enjoyed it!

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